Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
His nipple licking is glorious
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