He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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