i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
