just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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