she looked like the bat from fern gully.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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