But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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