drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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