Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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