I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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