3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just high enough for therapy.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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