I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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