yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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