What a fucking waste of an outfit
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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