drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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