I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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