friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Drake has all the answers
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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