We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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