Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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