i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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