did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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