I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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