Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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