was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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