i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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