you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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