hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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