On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize