just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
