How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
