it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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