You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
