The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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