I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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