i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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