Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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