i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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