Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
