so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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