on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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