can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
