We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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