i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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