Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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