I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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