I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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