I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
