I wannas sexs uuuuu
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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