so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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