I want to stick my p in your. b.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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