found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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