every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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