whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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