yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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