Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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