Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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