I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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